teenage angelina jolie makes life seem unfair

perf ugh

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.


Vegans, please do not do this. Cats are not omnivores like us, they are obligate carnivores and cannot survive on a meat-free diet.
Edit: a lot of people commenting on this are arguing that the owners of this cat just “didn’t know what they were doing”, that protein is protein, and that any animal can survive on a vegan diet if done properly. NO. Cats are OBLIGATE CARNIVORES. They will die on a vegan diet. Some animals can do perfectly well on a vegan diet - dogs for example can be fed a vegan diet, if you’re careful. Cats ABSOLUTELY CAN NOT.
Via I Fucking Love Science

So a vegan force fed a kitten to save other animals while killing it’s own pet in the process? Interesting…
'The world didn’t get worse, homie, your eyes just got wider.'
— fuckin deep ass top comment on youtube   (via hefuckin)



the clock strikes midnight. all americans begin to morph into their true form.


fuckin ready

Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?

Lemony Snicket:
Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.


this will never not be my favorite thing

how can a 36 and a 39 year old man look like they’re fucking 5? [x]